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Satirical Toxic Worksheets

Coming Soon But Make It Unhinged

Our worksheets are currently in development, being tested on unsuspecting interns who think this is "professional development."

Like that mandatory training everyone clicks through without reading, but actually entertaining.

The Lost Hours™ Calculator

"Calculate how many hours of your life have been sacrificed to meetings that should have been emails. Spoiler: It's depressing."

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Burnout Budget™ Tracker

"Track the exact cost of your workplace-induced therapy sessions, stress eating, and rage-quit fantasies."

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Exit Interview Oracle™

"Translate your burning bridges into LinkedIn-appropriate feedback. Because honesty has never been HR's policy."

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Compliance Cost Calculator

"Discover the fictional financial impact of employees who 'forgot' to read the handbook they definitely received."

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Meeting Madness Matrix

"Plot your meetings on the axes of 'Why Am I Here?' and 'Could This Be An Email?' Results may cause existential crisis."

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Workplace Trauma Bingo

"Turn your daily dysfunction into a fun game! First one to get five in a row wins... therapy."

Disclaimer: These worksheets are satirical tools for comedic catharsis, not actual workplace assessments. Created by someone with a BA in Psychology who processes corporate trauma through humor. Not real HR tools. Not professional advice. Just therapeutic satire for the workplace wounded.