The Lost Hours™ Calculator
"Calculate how many hours of your life have been sacrificed to meetings that should have been emails. Spoiler: It's depressing."
"Calculate how many hours of your life have been sacrificed to meetings that should have been emails. Spoiler: It's depressing."
"Track the exact cost of your workplace-induced therapy sessions, stress eating, and rage-quit fantasies."
"Translate your burning bridges into LinkedIn-appropriate feedback. Because honesty has never been HR's policy."
"Discover the fictional financial impact of employees who 'forgot' to read the handbook they definitely received."
"Plot your meetings on the axes of 'Why Am I Here?' and 'Could This Be An Email?' Results may cause existential crisis."
"Turn your daily dysfunction into a fun game! First one to get five in a row wins... therapy."
Disclaimer: These worksheets are satirical tools for comedic catharsis, not actual workplace assessments. Created by someone with a BA in Psychology who processes corporate trauma through humor. Not real HR tools. Not professional advice. Just therapeutic satire for the workplace wounded.