Downloads

Coming Soon But Worth The Drama

Our downloads are currently being blessed by the corporate chaos gods.

Like that report you've been "working on" for three months, but actually entertaining.

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Burnout Budget™

"Calculate the fictional cost of your very real exhaustion. Includes categories for wine, therapy, and rage-quit savings."

Simmering

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Revenge Resume™

"The satirical template that turns 'survived toxic management' into 'thrived in dynamic leadership environments.'"

Plotting

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Exit Interview Oracle™

"Translate your burning bridges into constructive feedback. Because 'you all suck' isn't LinkedIn appropriate."

Manifesting

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Lost Hours™ Worksheet

"A satirical calculation of time wasted in meetings about meetings. Results may induce existential dread."

Calculating

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Free Sample Pack

"A taste of our satirical revolution. Like free samples at Costco, but for your workplace sanity."

Wrapping

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Implementation Guide

"A comedic guide to rolling out satirical templates without getting fired. Probably."

Editing

Reality Check: All downloads are satirical workplace commentary created by someone with a BA in Psychology who processes corporate trauma through humor. Not actual HR tools. Not professional templates. Just therapeutic satire for the cubicle-confined. Coming whenever we finish laughing at our own jokes.