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The Manifesto

A Declaration of War Against Boring Workplace Documentation

*This is satirical workplace commentary, not professional HR advice

The Problem

For too long, workplace documentation has been the enemy of productivity. Forms designed by committees. Spreadsheets that crush souls. Templates that make employees question their will to live.

We've accepted this mediocrity as inevitable. We've surrendered to the tyranny of "Employee_Form_v47_FINAL_REALLY_FINAL.xlsx." We've let compliance become synonymous with suffering.

This ends now.

*Well, not literally. This is satire. Real workplace documentation is still important.

The Revolution

HR Daddy™ believes in a simple truth: People remember what makes them feel something.

When documentation has personality, people notice. When forms have flair, employees engage. When spreadsheets get spicy, submission rates become a topic of conversation.

This isn't just about making work "fun." This is about recognizing that your employees are humans, not robots. They deserve documentation that respects their intelligence and tickles their humanity.

*Again, this is satirical commentary. Please use real HR documentation for actual workplace needs.

Our Principles

1

Personality Over Policy

Every form should have more personality than a DMV employee on their last day. If it doesn't make someone smile, smirk, or say "holy sh*t," it's not done.

2

Memorable Beats Mundane

A form titled "Submit to Me™" gets noticed. A form titled "Timesheet_Template_2025.xlsx" gets ignored. Choose wisely.

3

Satire Through Desire

Stop forcing compliance. Start inspiring conversation. Make employees WANT to talk about your satirical timesheets. Make them curious about next week's fictional expense report.

4

Scandalous > Safe

Fortune favors the bold. Your satire should push boundaries, not reinforce them. Be the workplace they talk about at happy hour.

5

Art Over Accuracy

This is satirical workplace commentary. When employees understand it's art, not instruction, you've already won.

The Vision

We envision a world where employees rush to see satirical timesheets. Where expense report parodies spark joy. Where compliance documentation becomes a topic of water cooler conversation.

A world where HR departments are seen as creative heroes, not villains. Where documentation drives cultural commentary instead of destroying it. Where every form is an opportunity to reinforce that work doesn't have to suck.

This isn't just about templates. This is about transforming how we think about work itself.

*Through satire and art, not actual workplace transformation. Consult real professionals for that.

Join Us

The revolution has begun. In boardrooms and break rooms across the internet, employees are discovering that documentation can be different. That compliance can be satirical. That HR can be artistic.

Every template you share is a vote for a better workplace conversation. Every scandalous spreadsheet is a step toward artistic liberation. Every "holy sh*t" moment brings us closer to victory.

The future of work is here. And it's wearing leather.*

*Metaphorically speaking. This is satirical workplace commentary.

In revolution and receipts,

Logan Richards

Founder & Chief Revolutionary

January 1, 2025
Tucson, Arizona

*Not a licensed HR professional. This is satirical commentary.

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*For entertainment purposes only. Not actual HR solutions.