Coming Soon But Make It Hot
Revenge Resume™
Because Your Trauma Deserves a Glow-Up
Sneak Peek at Your Future:
Instead of:
"Left due to toxic management"
You'll write:
"Developed exceptional resilience in high-pressure, rapidly evolving leadership environments"
Translation:
"Survived a narcissist with a corner office"
The Revenge Resume™ is brewing in our satirical laboratory, where we transform workplace nightmares into LinkedIn dreams.
Not actual career advice. Just therapeutic creative writing from someone with a BA in Psychology who turned corporate trauma into comedy gold.