THE COLLECTIONS

Where compliance meets charisma. Where paperwork gets personality. Each collection is crafted for professionals who refuse to settle for templates that put them to sleep.

Flagship
When He Calls™
Time, Tracked With Intent

When He Calls™

"Every hour, answered."

The collection that started it all. Ten timesheet templates that transform mundane time tracking into an act of power. From "His Untouched Sheet™" to "The Kept Sheet™", each template carries weight, presence, and just enough danger to make Monday mornings interesting.

  • 10 signature timesheet designs
  • Excel + Google Sheets formats
  • Instructions that don't mansplain
  • The energy of being seen
$97 Explore Collection →
Pre-Launch
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Your Final Word

The Exit Kit™

"Thank you for the trauma. I invoice now."

Resignation letters for every mood and moment. From "professional but petty" to "gracious but gone." Each template helps you leave with the same energy you wish you'd had on day one. Because your exit deserves as much thought as their offer letter.

  • 7 resignation letter templates
  • Exit interview prep that protects you
  • Transition docs that cover your ass
  • The satisfaction of the last word
$67 Dropping Soon
In Development
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Get Your Worth

The Raise Suite™

"Know your worth. Then add tax."

Strategic templates for salary negotiations that actually work. From market research docs to the follow-up that seals the deal. Stop hoping they'll notice your value. Make them write a check for it.

  • Salary negotiation email templates
  • Market research presentation
  • Counter-offer scripts
  • The confidence of knowing your number
$127 In Development
Summer 2025
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Currently Unavailable

Out of Office: The Brat Pack™

"Sorry I missed your email. I was choosing myself."

Auto-reply messages with main character energy. From mysterious to chaotic to "working on my novel in Bali." Let them know you're gone without being boring about it. Your absence deserves presence.

  • 10 OOO message templates
  • Vacation, sick day, and mental health versions
  • Professional shade included
  • Responses they'll screenshot
$47 Summer 2025
Fall 2025
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Rules, Rewritten

Policy Violator™

"The manual said no. Daddy said maybe."

Company policies rewritten for companies that get it. Dress codes that don't discriminate. PTO policies that trust adults to adult. Remote work guidelines that make sense. For startups tired of copying corporate's homework.

  • Modern policy templates
  • Inclusive language that slaps
  • Legal enough to count
  • Human enough to work
$197 Fall 2025