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"I didn't submit the file. But Jesus submitted His life, so…"
"He doesn't clock in. Time bends."
"He didn't forget. He just didn't care."
"He said 'don't tell anyone I asked you to do this.' So I made a worksheet."
"He took the credit. You took the notes."
"You didn't document for fun. You documented for leverage."
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"I didn't mess up. God just had other plans." Confess your most unholy workplace disasters and receive a divine excuse strong enough to survive a performance review. This isn't failure. It's favor.
Where your burnout gets baptized and your PTO request is divinely sanctioned. Document why you're spiritually unavailable for labor. Because the Lord said "be still," not "circle back."
You're not overwhelmed — you're being spiritually ambushed by incompetence. Log every battle you fight in the name of peace, clarity, and one blessed uninterrupted lunch.
Your holy spreadsheet for putting things off with peace. Whether you're "still waiting for confirmation" or "just not feeling led," this is your official excuse generator and validation portal.
Sometimes the deliverable was spiritual. Reframe every missed deadline as a divine assignment elsewhere. Track your holy distractions and righteous redirections.
How many miracles does it take to survive your job without snapping? Track every deadline met with divine restraint. This isn't grace—it's suppressed rage in heels.
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Go ahead. Ask him. Again. This tracker logs every time you needed a signed permission slip for basic survival. Because being trusted with a salary doesn't mean being trusted with autonomy.
He called it a minor delay. You called it foreplay. Track every time he left you waiting. He thought you'd forget. But you were keeping score.
You were this close to being promoted—again. But they love keeping you dangling on potential. Track every almost-promotion, every "next quarter," every time excellence was edged but never climaxed.
Go ahead. Beg. Again. This tracker logs every humiliating request you've had to submit. Document your corporate degradation and crown your most delusional gatekeeper.
🏅 Welcome to the Games. Track which coworker withholds feedback like insider stock tips. Build your own leaderboard of emotional stinginess.
Oh, you're the one stealing time? Meanwhile, you've been stuck waiting two weeks for an "urgent" reply. Log every delay that drained your hours with timestamps.
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They begged for your skills. You stayed faithful—to your actual job. Track every temptation to fix Chad's spreadsheet. This purity ring isn't about sex. It's about boundaries.
Track how many people have professionally f*cked you — and not in the fun way. Keep score. Keep receipts. And show them your stats.
He said "Can you just…" You said "I never said yes." Document every ask that wasn't a request. Keep receipts. Build the case.
You didn't complain. You handled it. Log every "quick favor" that turned into a full-body drain. When they push too far, make sure they feel exactly where the edge is.
For the dangerously competent whose presence is a privilege. Log every boundary breach, every hovering breath, every "quick favor" that got too familiar.
Some meetings just don't deserve you. Log the invites you skipped, messages you ignored. Abstinence is self-respect — and your no is holy.
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You said you were logging off. But that spreadsheet? She's got you in a chokehold. Track every "just five more minutes" you gave her. You were spreading your sheets. Quietly. Passionately.
He thought you were focused. But your camera was off, mic muted, and fingers busy with everything but the agenda. Track every under-the-desk distraction.
Was it a workplace romance or a codependent project? Track every seductive entanglement that blurred the line between "task" and "temptation."
Technically SFW. Emotionally? HR's worst nightmare. Uncover what really gets you off at work. You're not unprofessional. You're just... responsive to power dynamics.
A digital confession booth for the things you can't Slack. Log the betrayals, the fake PTOs, the little crimes you committed just to survive.
You weren't supposed to know that. But you do. Log every secret, leak, and quiet confession you were accidentally cc'd on. Archive the dirt.
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Apparently, no one remembers you already said that. This tool logs every time you're gaslit into repeating yourself — while Chad nods like it's his idea.
You're not crazy. You're just surrounded. Document every "You're overreacting" and "We never said that" moment. Psychological warfare? Logged. Color-coded.
Oh, he "wrote" that? Log every deck you built behind his back. This is your invoice for invisible authorship — ammunition for your raise, exit, or maybe even... a lawyer?
They said "we're like family" then kept you three hours late. Log every off-the-clock violation. Because your time wasn't free — they just acted like it.
He got the praise. You made the deck. Again. Log every time your ideas got "accidentally" attributed to someone with louder shoes. Call it petty. We call it precedent.
They swore it was "a group effort." Track every thought that mysteriously vanished into the team Slack. Spoiler: "we" didn't do shit. You did. And this is your receipt book.
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