Coming Eventually™

Free Sample Pack

Because Even We're Not Ready For This Level of Workplace Chaos

Currently negotiating with our lawyers about just how spicy these templates can legally be.

The free sample pack is being assembled by a team of disgruntled ex-employees, workplace comedians, and one very nervous legal intern.

What you'll eventually get:

Risk-free because it's not real HR advice anyway.

In the meantime, practice your best "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" face for your next performance review.

*This is satirical workplace commentary, not actual HR templates. Any resemblance to functional workplace documentation is purely coincidental and probably illegal in your state.