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The Vengeance Funnel

Turn trauma into revenue

Your workplace hurt you. Now it's time to get paid. From free catharsis to premium revenge consulting, we've built a funnel that turns corporate dysfunction into cold, hard cash.

Choose Your Revenge Tier

From anonymous venting to total corporate annihilation

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Anonymous Confessor

FREE

"No name. No shame. Just vibes."

  • Submit unlimited confessions
  • Read weekly dispatches
  • Join the void anonymously
  • Basic emotional support
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Revenge Planner

$47

"Track what he forgot."

  • Premium revenge worksheets
  • Gaslighting documentation templates
  • Exit strategy planners
  • Monthly trauma tracking tools
  • Private Discord access
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Corporate Destroyer

$2,997

"I don't just document. I destroy."

  • 1-on-1 revenge consulting
  • Custom dispatch writing
  • Legal-safe exit strategies
  • Evidence organization system
  • 90-day scorched earth plan
  • Direct access to HR Daddy

🔮 Premium revenge tiers coming soon. We're still perfecting the art of workplace vengeance.

Join the free tier now to be first in line when we launch the full revenge suite.

Calculate Your Revenge ROI

Your workplace owes you:

$15,600

Future Success Stories

What your revenge could look like

Startup Era Notice

These testimonials are works of satirical fiction representing the revenge fantasies we all have. Real testimonials coming soon as we're still in our chaotic startup era. Your actual results may include more wine consumption.

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The worksheets helped me document every microaggression. When I quit, I had a 47-page dossier. They didn't see it coming.

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Future Marketing Manager

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HR Daddy's consulting saved my sanity and my severance. Worth every penny of that $2,997.

Still Employed*

Tech Industry Survivor (Pending)

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I started with free confessions. Now I run my own consultancy helping others escape toxic workplaces. Full circle.

Reformed Corporate*

Revenge Entrepreneur (Manifesting)

*These are satirical representations of your potential revenge arc. Be the first real success story.

Ready to Get Even?

Your trauma has value. Let's monetize it.

Premium revenge tiers launching soon. Start with free confessions while we plot.

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